3 × 5

John Mayer’s first album, Room for Squares, includes the song called “3 × 5.” In it, he talks about a person who lives life through pictures rather than actually getting out and experiencing it. By the end of the song, the narrator promises to take the person he’s speaking to out into the world with him—no more 3 × 5s. In the spirit of the song, yesterday was a cameraless day for me.

Mark and I spent most of the day touring galleries and talking with gallery managers and artists. It was a relaxing day, but I kept thinking that I’d mislaid my camera. We spent a lot of time talking with Freida at Kiley Court Gallery, which is where we bought the Julian Cardinal painting that we call “Polly”and that’s hanging in our dining room.

We lunched at Fanizzi’s, which has a pleasant room with screened windows and overlooking the bay. Dinner was at The Mayflower. When I told my friend who introduced us to Provincetown, he replied, “Does the food tastes 90 years old?” The average age of The Mayflower clientele is a little higher than Mark’s and mine.

We have more galleries to see today, but I’m taking my camera along. If we buy anything, I’ll post a photo.

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No Parking in Provincetown

Well, we’ve arrived. The last leg of the journey today was pretty smooth sailing. Having eaten too much yesterday, I skipped what looked to be a very nice continental breakfast at the Hampton Inn & Suites in Mahwah, and we got on the road around 7:30. It’s a relatively undiverting drive, so I’ll spare the details except to say that we pulled off for lunch just before Buzzards Bay looking for a Chipotle. Unable to locate my favorite fast-casual Mexican restaurant, we pulled into a Wendy’s instead and discovered a mammoth water park called Water Wizz behind the Wendy’s. We didn’t stop.

We officially entered the cape at around 12:30 to light traffic going in. Coming out, however, was a different matter.

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It was like that for about 10 miles.

Other than a few idiots driving like they had an untreated, burning rash. The rest of the drive was pleasant. The last time we drove the cape, it rained nonstop. I’m thankful for the sunshine this trip; it made looking out the window much more entertaining.

I found our guestouse, Captains’s House, through AirB&B; it’s my first time using the service. So far, so good. Our room is cozy, but perfectly adequate, and the price was great for this location at this time of year. It’s right on Commerical Street—the main drag though Provincetown.

Commercial is a narrow (barely one lane each way) track—more of a sidewalk than a road. Literally. People walk and bike and skateboard through town on it, and to drive it is harrowing. Mark drove it for one block, turned off, and decleared emphatically, “I’m not going back on Commercial.” We found a temporary parking spot a block up the hill, and I walked down to the guesthouse and purchased a parking pass for a private lot up the street.

Parking is extremely tight in Provincetown—far worse than Columbus’s Short North, and the way people bitch about that, you’d think they were being asked to trade body parts for parking spaces. I had hoped that we’d find a free space a little off the beaten track—last time we were here, I found a primo spot right around the corner from our guesthouse and left my car there for five days without a problem. No such luck this time; the parking pass was our only option—week, that or killing each other. Irene, the woman who leases out her lot to our guesthouse, reminds me of an old neighbor of my family, Jo Claggett. Sturdy, and probably a little ornery, but willing to give you the shirt off her back.

We had to walk four blocks from the parking lot. I don’t mind the walk, but I’m sure that dragging our luggage behind us made us look totally not cool. Mark is taking a short nap now. When he gets up, we’ll walk Commerical for a bit; maybe get some ice cream or some strawberry-rhubarb pie; maybe stick our heads into some galleries….

Here are a few shots from our walk.

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Posted in Provincetown and Hudson, 09/2015 | 1 Comment

And They’re Off!

Lordy! Six a.m. comes early on Sunday morning.

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Mark and I are on the way to New England. Four days in Provincetown and two in Hudson New York visiting out friends, Wally and Yoshi. When we were planning this trip, a friend asked if we were going to stop along the way to see some sights. I just cringed. That’s when I recognized that I’m very much a destination-oriented traveler. I find it difficult to think about vacations in terms other than getting to where I’m going, and I have little patience for researching what might be found along the way. Be efficient. Just get me there. (Didn’t Conrad’s character, Marlow, condemn colonialism for its efficiency?)

That same friend suggested that I try saying to myself, “I want to arrive in Provincetown some time on Tuesday,” and then find some things along the way to fill up the time between departure and arrival. I’ll have to try that on a future long trip, though I’ve yet to resolve the problem of how to find worthwhile stops alonf I-70. (The world’s largest ball of twine does not count as worthwhile in my book.) For now, though, just drive, Mark. Drive….

About six hours into our trip, we made a detour to visit our friend, Matt, and his parents, Gary and Jackie. Matt lives around the block from us, but by a happy coincidence, he’s visiting his parents near Newville, PA this weekend. We first met Gary and Jackie a few years ago when they joined us for a Cirque du Soleil performance in Columbus. They’re both really nice people—easy to talk with, quick to laugh—and it was a pleasure to see them again. Jackie reminds me of Emmylou Harris, and I can see Gary in Matt’s countenance and mannerisms.

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They have a really nice house on 40 acres in the country with a great sitting porch on the back looking into the woods. While we were sitting out talking, a fawn got into the yard and spooked their horses. It was pretty funny to see three big horses scurrying to get away from a relatively tiny deer. Jackie made a peach pie this morning and offered us each a slice. You can guess that I graciously declined, but Mark was in seventh heaven. After a nice, two-hour long break, though, it was time to get back on the road. We’re going to push on to Mahwah, NJ today and then stop for the night.

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Sunday Drive

My friend, Jeff, told me before my trip that I should take time to see Siesta Key if I could. Conveniently, it’s located off the coast of Sarasota, whose distance form St. Petersburg I wanted to gauge, so today, Dan, Alex, and I drove the 60 or 75 minutes to the beach at Siesta Key.

I don’t normally like to drive, but because I stupidly and impulsively bought the gas package on my rental car, I thought I should try to use some of the gas I’d paid for. I think my Nissan Versa Leaf and I did a pretty good job getting us down the coast and back.

The beach at Siesta Key was lovely, as Jeff said, though the sand was pretty compacted, and it was quite busy. The colorful umbrellas and beachware dividing the white sand from the blue sky like a lone artistic thread in a beach blanket a was charming.

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Being good tourists, we hunted around for a while trying to find the best place to park, but after passing the entrance to the public parking lots twice, we decided to stop for lunch and afterward surrender to the zeitgeist. This is all just to say that I took the picture below before I took the picture above.

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This is Clayton’s Siesta Grille—a really nice, inexpensive little joint with fun decor and good food. It’s funny, but we ate at a place in San Diego called Clayton’s, too, and I like this place as much as the place in San Diego (though this one is more of a bar/pub and that one is more of a greasy spoon). I had chocolate chip pancakes and hot cocoa. Yes, it was 95 degrees outside, but they had the air cranked.

Dan isn’t much of a beach bunny, so after lunch, we dumped him under a shade tree with a group of Mexican women, and Alex and I walked the beach for about 30 minutes. I don’t think I’ve every actually walked in gulf water before; it was surprisingly warm. I think I could even swim in it at some point. It was nice to feel the sand between my toes again and to hear the surf. I must have been a sailor in a previous life. Why else would I be so enamoured of the sea?

We saw lots of seagulls and a few Egyptian-looking birds like the two below.

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We decided to take the scenic route home, and along the way, we drove through a community that I really liked—Bradenton Beach. Next time I’m down, I’ll have to spend some real time there. It’s much less developed and touristy than Siesta Key.

We’re eating in tonight, and then I’m heading home tomorrow bright and early—well, dark and early. I have to get up at around 5. I think I have some good information and am confident that I can find a rental for next winter. At the advice of Tom and James, I’m going to contact a realtor, too, to see what kind of short-term rentals he has available. They feel pretty sure that I can get a place within my price range without a lot of trouble. If that doesn’t prove to be the case, back to Airbnb.

So another short trip comes to a close. The value of walking a beach, however, makes even a day trip worth the ride.

PS—I didn’t realize that the images I’m including are not being resized, so you may not be able to see them in their entirety. Too see the full images, click on them. I’ll have to resize them when I get back to my computer.

Posted in St. Petersburg, 06/2015 | 1 Comment

A Leopard CAN Change Its Spots

Yesterday was mostly just settling in. Alex had to attend a work meeting that turned into a full-on conference/work session, so he sent Dan and I out to eat on our own—spicy chicken at Pei-Wei followed by ice cream at Larry’s. Though it’s only 30 years old, Larry’s reminds me a lot of Weldon’s at Buckeye Lake (which is much older). I ate too much chocolate chip, but such is the burden I have to bear. Sigh.

Before dinner, though, we did make a stop to see Dan’s tatoo artist and to get another layer of color and touch-ups on Dan’s new tatoo.

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I’ve never watched a tattoo artist at work—never really interacted with one, actually. J. Michael was really interesting to talk with and was very friendly. He attended Columbus College of Art and Design, so we talked a little about the people he knew there and about the art contest that I orchestrated with CCAD students to commission sculptures in Harrison Park. At one point, he asked if I was planning on taking home a tattoo souvenir, to which I responded, “Do I look like a tattoo guy?” I could have bit off my own tongue. I don’t think I offended him, though, because he continue to talk to me. He gets back to Columbus about once every year or so and is trying to get into the Hell City Tattoo Festival.

Today, Dan and I ran a few errands in the morning—mundane stuff like a trip to the pool store and then to Walgreen’s for vitamins. A few storms rolled in, so we postponed our drives by potential rentals until it was too late for Alex to join us, unfortunately. After the skies cleared, though, Dan I and drove around pretty much the entire city to see three neighborhoods. One was okay—a historic area that has seen better days—one was in the heart of tourist country—not bad, but also not ideal, and not my first choice—and one that was lovely. My first choice neighborhood is home to a rental cottage that I’ve already spoken to the owner about renting. She’s not sure if it will be available in the winter but asked me to contact her in September. I hope to have a place lined up before then, but if all else fails, I’d love to stay there!

When we got back, I called Mark only to find that Columbus has been inundated in the last 24 hours and that our power was out. The Gay Pride Parade went on through the rain, but the festival in Goodale Park was shut down at 1:15 p.m. due to water in the park. I guess I picked at good year to be out of town for the festivities.

Tonight we ate dinner at a Mexican restaurant called D’Mexican with Dan and Alex’s friends, James and Tom. D’Mexican was more of a bar than a restaurant, really, and they seemed to be having a rough day—out of Coke, out of lemonade. Still, the food was better than average, and afterward, we went to Pass-a-Grille (an are of St. Petersburg, not a restaurant, even though it sounds like one) for ice cream. Some of you will gasp to hear it, but I didn’t have ice cream tonight. They didn’t have plain old chocolate chip, and I am still pretty full, and I had two scoops last night, so I just skipped it. I did get a sunset shot at the beach (on my camera phone; ugh), but it’s kind of dark. Here it is, anyway, as a closing image.

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The Hunt Begins

For those of you living in Ohio, you know that the last two winters here have been brutal. While the entire rest of the world is warming and posting record annual average temperatures, Ohio is smack dab in the middle of one spot whose mercury is moving in the opposite direction. By the time March rolled around this year, I found myself telling a friend (and somewhat to my surprise) that I had reached the end of my winter rope. I needed to get out of Ohio during the winter from now, and I didn’t mean for just a weekend or a week. “I’m over it,” I said, “and I need to start looking for a way to spend a couple months in Florida every winter.” I had mentioned to Mark many years back that at some point, this day would come. I just didn’t realize that it come had until the words were coming out of my mouth.

So, after a surprisingly short discussion, Mark and I have decided that for the foreseeable future, I will plan to spend six to eight weeks exempted from Ohio’s ice and snow. Thus, I’ve flown to St. Petersburg to spend the weekend with our friends, Dan and Alex, and start scoping out places that I might rent. This is the view from their sunroom today.

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This is likely to be a trip filled with new things. Well, half-filled, I guess. I’m going to look at renting places through Airbnb, about which I’ve heard good and bad things, and I flew on Allegiant Airlines out of Rickenbacker Airport.

I’ll have to keep you posted on the Airbnb, but the Allegiant/Rickenbacker experience wasn’t bad so far. The airport is tiny comapred to Port Columbus—only 2 gates, and easy parking—so navigating it was not too tough. Ask Mark, and he’ll tell you that the worst part of traveling with me is the actual traveling. No matter how many times I fly, I almost always find airport layouts to be confusing and airport and TSA policies to be arbitrary and capricious. “Take your shoes off, sir.” “You don’t need to take your shoes off.” “No drinks through security.” “Only clear drinks through security.” Generally, Mark knows not to speak to me in an airport until we reach our gate unless it’s absolutely necessary. (For example, “That gate goes to Gambia! Come this way!”)

Our plane today was clean and in better repair that I’ve seen with some other carriers—no torn fabric or broken tray tables (Who thought up the term, “tray table”? Is it a tray, or is it a table? Make up your mind.”)—and the staff seemed nice and helpful. It may not have been a good idea for one of the flight attendants to announce over the PA, “Trey: The captain says come to the front now. Flight attendants: Put on your seatbelts now” right before we hit some unnerving turbulence, but otherwise, they seemed competent. The seats could have been a bit more generous, but these days, I could say that about any airline. Except Korean Air. Ahhh, Korean Air.

So this afternoon or evening, I’m going to drive by a home owned by my sister-in-law’s mother to see if it will fit my needs. She has been hesitant to consider renting it to me, but I haven’t given up on her yet, and I want to get a sense of where in the city it is in case I can convince her. Tomorrow, I’ll find some places through Airbnb and drive by them to see if I will be comfortable in their neighborhoods.

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“The Day of the Party Dawned Bright and Clear”

Mark and I are in the San Diego airport waiting for our flight home. It’s been a whirlwind of a weekend, but we’ve had a great time and are so pleased to have been part of Jeff and Kevin’s wedding last night.

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Let’s start at the beginning, though.

Feeling much more acclimated to the time change, Mark and I got up at a decent hour. I was craving some comfort breakfast food, so we decided to hike again the 1.8 miles from our hotel to the area around the Del Coronado hotel for breakfast at a local diner joint called, Clayton’s Coffee Shop.

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Not unlike the German Village Coffee Shop on a Saturday, the line was out the door, but we only had to wait about 10 minutes for a seat around the giant magnet-shaped counter. Chocolate-chip pancakes! Yum! (The GV Coffee Shop’s pancakes, however, remain the best I’ve ever eaten. Sorry Clay!) As we tend to do, we spent most of the rest of our free time walking on the beach and through some shops between our hotel and the Del.

Walking on the beach restores my soul. I can only think that I was a sailor in a previous life. (Perhaps my irrational fear of large ships is an echo of having fallen overboard and having been struck by the boat.)

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On the way back, we finally found a Starbuck’s with decent, free wi-fi, so I was able to upload my previous two entries at last.

We had just enough time to get cleaned up and rest our feet for a few minutes before we had to meet the wedding party at the venue, Il Fornaio. Kevin was ready with our marching orders; I had been enlisted as the official photographer, and Mark was one of two ushers. The ceremony was full of moments of both happy and wistful tears, but rather than blab about it, I’ll let my photos tell the story.

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Congratulations, boys. Love from Matthew and Mark.

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Marina to Gaslamp to Little Italy

On the night we arrived (now two nights ago; I’m blogging in the morning this trip), ten of us had dinner night at a restaurant called “d.”

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Fun. Chatty. Dishy. Pretty standard fare among a group of gay men getting to know each other over dinner. Beginning in the lower left and going around the photo are Kenny, Kevin, [what should have been Jeff, but he slipped off to the men’s room], David, Tom, Rex, Phil, and Mark. I meant to take some pictures of the food, but I was having so much fun talking that I only got a shot of Mark’s coconut-shrimp appetizer.

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Mark and I rode back to our hotel with Tom and Mark—who have been traveling in southern California and Colorado for a couple weeks and have a rental car—and called it an early night. To our bodies, it was after midnight.

Our hotel—the Marriott Coronado—is a winding place with a long courtyard filled with fountains and ponds, trees and tropic plants, and even a walk-in bird cage. I could recuperate here pretty easily, even if I just spent the afternoons sitting on a chaise lounge looking at the bay. This is a shot across the courtyard and back to our door, which is the one on the left.

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We’re nearly at the end of the hotel wing, so you can imagine this kind of greenery running for another couple hundred feet back to the lobby, which is to the right in this photos. Here’s a shot from just outside our door looking back toward where I took the previous photo.

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I slept in late the following day after a fitful night; in Columbus, it was nearly noon before I rolled out of bed. I would have liked to have slept (how’s that for a complicated verb?) a little longer, but there are things to do and places to see. I’m still trying to find free or reasonable wi-fi so that I can post this damn thing! For what we’re paying per night, you would think that the hotel wi-fi would be free or at least reasonable. No such luck, so its off to find a Starbucks with a decent connection.

Because we got such a late start and had no real plans yet, we decided just to breakfast at the hotel. Meh. Hotel eggs and bacon. When we finished, we stopped by the concierge to ask where we could find some nice art galleries. After twenty minutes waiting for another couple (who, apparently, had never heard of a guide book or Yelp) to finally release Norma’s attention, she suggested the Gaslamp District and gave us directions. I was a little suspicious when she said it’s reminiscent of the French Quarter in New Orleans, but we decided to give it a go. We had planned to stay on Coronado yesterday, but Norma’s advice sounded better suited to a Friday jaunt than to Saturday.

At the Marriott pier, where we would take the Marriott water shuttle back to the mainland, we met the captain Kent and his trusty Coast Guard intern, Chris. We were the only ones on the boat, but Kent and Chris were really friendly, and we had a nice chat on the 10-minute ride over to San Diego.

We spent a significant part of our time just walking in the Gaslamp District; my suspicions turned out to be well-founded. The district is comprised almost entirely of bars and eateries. We found only three galleries, none of which were really to our taste (though the works by Dr. Seuss and Chuck Jones at the Chuck Jones Gallery were fun to see), and no shopping to speak of. The district is very much centered on nightlife, and it seemed to me to be just one step above a campus bar district. That was disappointing. What did work out for us, though, was having lunch at Union Kitchen and Tap and getting advice from one gallery owner to visit Little Italy.

Little Italy turned out to be the kind of neighborhood we were looking to walk in. It had home decor stores and some interesting shops and restaurants, residences and gardens, and a few galleries. Unfortunately, we spent too much time in the Gaslamp District and then walking to Little Italy to see many of the galleries. We did stop in one, though—Meyer Fine Art—that was just finishing up a Dali show and opening a show of vintage posters. The owner was very fun to talk to and knew quite a bit about his artists and the histories of the pieces he was showing.

We started heading back to the marina at around 3:30 so that we could rest a bit and the get ready for our dinner plans at 7. Our little excursion ended up being about 6 miles long. If we have time Sunday, I’d like to go back to Little Italy and see more of it. That the neighborhood is having its annual Italian Festival that day is an additional draw. If we don’t make it back this trip, I will definitely return to Little Italy during my next one.

Kent and Chris met us back at the marina for our return trip to the hotel, and after a little rest and sprucing up, we met the boys in the lobby, from which we would be walking to dinner. (That turned out to be another two-mile walk. Not that I’m complaining, but we took a car back from dinner. My dogs were barking after waking eight miles.)

We had dinner at Miguel’s Cocina. Being the official wedding photgrapher, I milled around the room before dinner arrived and took a few shots of the 40 or so people who came from out of town for the wedding. It speaks to how well Jeff and Kevin are loved by their friends that 40 people would travel—most of us across country—for a small-ish wedding.

Dinner was a limited menu, so it was a bit of a challenge for me, but in order not to make the waiters’ lives any more complicated than they needed to be, I muddled through. It really wasn’t awful, though. Kevin had already warned them that I have an onion allergy, and they were able to simplify my mahi mahi so that I could eat it. The mud pie dessert made me forget about the salad.

A quick car ride back with a nice couple from DC whom I’d like to get to know better (the rest of the troupe went clubbing) wound down our day. Today is the wedding. We’ll see if I’m up for a late night blog or if I put it off until Sunday.

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The Left Bookend

We’re on our way to San Diego for a wedding. As seems always to be the case with me, the process of “getting there” has been event filled—beginning with the instruction to remove our shoes even though the sign we’d just passed said we didn’t have to do so and culminating in a delayed flight, a missed connection, the prospect of 12 hours in O’Hare waiting for the next available flight, and finally (mercifully) a mad dash to get one of the last seats on a flight boarding “Right Now!“—to quote the gate agent who found it for us—for LA and then going on to San Diego . That guy is getting a jewel in his heavenly crown if I have to buy the diamond myself.

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This has been a year of weddings; the Windsor decision has opened the floodgates. It almost makes me feel like I’m back in my 20s when all my friends were tying the knot.

Mark and I were married in February—the right bookend, if you will—and in the intervening months, at least six more couples that are our friends have gotten married. This month, Kevin and Jeff—our witnesses and hosts six months ago—are marrying during the month of their 30th anniversary.

We’re over middle America right now, and, having just finished my book, I’ve got some time to think about marriage. (And to share my wisdom with you all, of course.)

When back in January I told our friend, Gil, that Mark and I were going to be married, he effused more happiness for us than anyone. Gil is something of a bulldozer. For a straight man, he’s got an unusual sensibility about antiques and art, but he’s equally interested in guns and the military and history. I think of him pretty squarely as a man’s man, but perhaps with slightly rounded edges, so the ardor of his wish for our happiness was a bit of a surprise. In our subsequent conversations, Gil often made a point that I pushed back on pretty heavily, but I seen now that he and I were talking past each other more than disagreeing.

Gil told me that marrying Lauree was a profound upturn for him. The institution of marriage, he insisted, had changed everything in his life for the better, and he wished the same for Mark and me. I was and am grateful for his perspective and for his kindness, but at the time, I wanted exactly the opposite. I still do.

One of the most important things that I wanted from Mark’s and my marriage was that nothing change. I have often seen or heard about couples who spend years together only to have their relationship unravel after they “sign the book.” I’m not sure if the marriage license inspired in them a feeling of possesiveness—”the state” or “the church” says you belong to me now—or if it’s that one or both members of the couple—suddenly aware of weight of their bond—felt no longer joined but tied and could think only of getting loose. Is it that before the relationship became contractual, there was always an escape hatch in easy reach?

For the first few months after Mark and I married, I did feel a little possessive of him, and the temptation to let our relationship take on a different character was strong. I would say to myself, “we’re married now”; I’d have to remind myself that in our own minds, our relationship has been a marriage for nearly two decades.

On our way to what I think is this year’s last marriage among our friends—the left book end—I realize that Gil’s well-intentioned wish for me was a good one; it just came 20 years too late. “Marriage” changed our lives for the better long before we got married. I wish the same for Kevin and Jeff—that they continue to do what they’ve done so well for 30 years.

We’re meeting the boys and some of their other out-of-town guests for dinner tonight—a meal that almost didn’t happen because of the flight snafus. I’ll dish about that tomorrow.

Posted in San Diego, 10/2014 | Comments Off on The Left Bookend

Up Next, Montpelier. But First, . . .

I’m about to subject you to an essay on why I eschew visits to historical sites. I’m still working this out in my head. I concede that some of what you’re about to read is not fully formed thought, and my opinions may change as I work through it. If you’re not interested, just skip to the photos!

Facing the prospect of a tour of the home of another founding father, I’ve been confronting my aversion to American historical sites and asking myself why I so dislike them. I’ve been able to come up with four reasons.

First, I am not particularly interested in how people lived in the eighteenth century because frankly, life in the eighteenth century seems pretty miserable. Certainly, there were positives about eras passed—closeness to nature, a less complicated existence, a cleaner environment, a more predictable (if, perhaps, more boring) pattern of life. And I agree that life in the twenty-first century—with its pollution and noise and heightened awareness of violence and struggle and misery—has not yet reached an idyllic state, but lacking our conveniences, being at the mercy of the elements, corseting ourselves into societal norms and expectations—I find these thing to be memories happily left in the past or in the pages of books.

I’m also not much of a “Rah! Rah” fellow. The snob in me eyes anything “popular” with suspicion, it’s true, but also I am wary of the kind of mob mentality that erodes a critical analysis of the past. That Jefferson believed in the equality of all people but still owned slaves, for example, is an interesting dichotomy that was glossed over on yesterday’s tour with, “He was a complicated man.” I realize that it’s hard to explore that kind of complexity during a tour of his home (and doing so without sounding like a pedant is even harder), and I understand that many or even most people don’t want to evaluate critically how Jefferson might have sustained those seemingly opposing points of view, but that lack of critical interest is precisely my point. Unlike perhaps most consumers of historical tours, I don’t want to hear, “He was a complicated man” in one breath followed in the next by, “He saw domes on stately buildings in France and knew he wanted one for his home.” I’m not willing to “ooh” about the dome but dismiss the complexities. Perhaps that’s why I enjoyed our conversation with a volunteer after the tour so much. She pointed out that Jefferson was America’s biggest advocate in Europe and wanted Monticello to be an example of why America is a strong and as cultured as Europe. Suddenly, the dome wasn’t a vanity that Jefferson added to the house to make it look more continental but rather was another way for him to say, “Yes, American’s can do this, too.”

Third, I think that there’s a scent of “The Boy Who Cried Wolf” around many historic sites. Dan I were just talking about this, and he summed it up pretty well. There is a significant difference between the values of historic sites like the White House, the Capitol, and Independence Hall and those like Monticello and Montpelier. As Dan said, “Jefferson lived there. So what?” by which I think he meant that few tangible events happened at Monticello itself to advance humanity. Jefferson thought about things at Monticello, but he did something at Independence Hall. Independence Hall represents a coming together of thought. The underlying point that I’m trying to make is that when we label many things as having “historic value,” the value of all of those things is lessened; the White House becomes just one more stop on the tour. Another way to think of it is that overvaluing some sites propagates the tourism “industry,” in the worst sense of the word.

The last reason that I struggle with historical sites (limiting my discussion to “American” sites may be unfair; they do comprise most of my experience, though, so I don’t have a lot of choice) is a bit touchy. Many of the sites our society seems to consider culturally important are located at points of extreme violence. For me, that creates a couple of difficulties. For one thing, the association with violent acts—the Arizona Memorial, the Vietnam Memorial, and most recently, the 9/11 Memorial—makes those sites (to me) monuments to violence. Don’t misunderstand me; I’m not saying the 9/11 Memorial celebrates violence. But sites like these commemorate acts that I don’t particularly want to invoke in such visceral ways.

I also can’t help but view historic sites where violent acts occurred as pins mapping where humanity failed to unite. When I was at the Arizona Memorial a few years ago, I felt like the prevailing attitude was a divisive, almost xenophobic, “They did this to us, and we kicked their asses for it.” I found the experience to be indescribably sad not only because of the lives lost on the ship and during the war but also because of the apparent lack of intellectual and critical growth on the part of human society between 1941 and  2009.

I’ll spare you a summary while I continue to ponder my attitude toward historical sites. In the meantime, on with the show.

We had lots of plans for today. Alex and Mark were talking about going  to a winery. Dan and I were going to kayak on the lake. All four of us have been talking about playing miniature golf since we arrived. In the end, we went to James Madison’s Montpelier, stopped at a barbecue joint that Dan liked and wanted to visit again and then came back to the cabin and took naps. Sigh. It is vacation after all.

I liked the house at Montpelier much more than I liked Monticello even though we got to see much less of it. Montpelier was in the hands of the DuPont family for decades; only recently did it become a public site and renovations to return it to its original form begin. It was a more livable house, I think; less of an architect’s Frankenstein and more of a family home.

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I didn’t care as much for the grounds, though. They included a formal garden that was well maintained and very nice, but the plantings weren’t as various as those at Monticello, and I tend to like less formal gardens. I also found the tour to be more representative of the kinds of tours that I don’t like. I felt like we were very much getting “the spiel” about the house and less about the people in it and their ideas. The large tour group and the fussy child didn’t add to the experience. Because of the so-so grounds and the fact that, like Monticello, photos in the house were forbidden, I don’t have many photos from Montpelier, but here are a few.

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After we left Montpelier, we stopped in Gordonsville at a barbecue joint for a late lunch. I think Dan is mad at me because, again, I didn’t eat. It was late in the afternoon, I wasn’t particularly hungry (I’d been eating chocolate-chip cookies all day; thanks, Alex!), and I didn’t want to spoil my supper. He’ll get over it.

Tonight, Alex cooked up bacon-cheese fries and chicken nachos from our leftovers. Delish! Now, we’re all getting ready for bed and an early start home tomorrow. I doubt I’ll have an entry tomorrow since the day will consist pretty much entirely of the drive back to Columbus, but if anything fun happens along the way, I’ll let you know.

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